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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Let me be clear:

Baby showers with loads of fun ladies I haven't seen in ages, good food & drinks=awesome

Baby showers with mandatory watching the opening of every. single. onesie + those stupid games = should've just sent a gift

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Daniel's avatar

“This election is about the economy, not democracy,”

Let this be his epitaph

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Daniel's avatar

“In that time, American democracy has withstood civil war, world wars, acts of terrorism and technological and societal changes that would make the Founders’ head spin.”

This is a rare instance of an apostrophe being used correctly, but the noun following it being wrong. What's the opposite of a hydra?

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Kathi Ruel's avatar

ONG! NO! What a traitor. Is he a MAGA plant on the Dem party?

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Democrats have ONE job to do this November: BEAT TRUMP

That’s it. We don’t do that nothing else matters. If we don’t win we lose our seat at the table.

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DrBDH's avatar

The New York Times Editorial Page branch of the Democratic Party has been heard from. Now fuck off.

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Scott Payton's avatar

I was born and raised in Perez’ district, and I’m shocked that she even won at all. It’s the deepest Southern part of the state, both literally and figuratively. She only did win in 2022 because MAGA primaried their multi-term incumbent Jaime Herrera Buetler for voting to impeach Trump. She’s holding that seat by the skin of her teeth and will no doubt lose it in 2024. So whatever hard right crap she’s spewing now is for the sake of pure self-preservation. It won’t work, of course, but she has no political future in that district nor any other most likely so she has nothing to lose.

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WyOSINT's avatar

Gleusenkamp Perez is going to work with which Republicans to secure the southern border? The ones that just voted against the bill to secure the southern border? Yeah, I'd watch my back around her, she seems like the type to switch parties if it served her ambition.

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Laura M's avatar

Well, at least they’re showing their true colors now. They’ll be booted out in due time. Meanwhile, we’re supporting Biden/Harris.

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Kay-El's avatar

Golden is not golden, he’s got some cheap metal tarnishing him. Perez is doing such heavy lifting for Trump I expect she’ll drop that load on her foot.

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Brando's avatar

Whenever you wonder "how did Maine, in the same year they elected Biden by a comfortable margin, manage to also re-elect Susan Collins by a comfortable margin?" just remember Maine Democrats like this.

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AJ Milne's avatar

In the far future when the planet recovers enough, the civilisation of mutant roaches will recover Golden’s text from a partially melted SSD and it will become a prominent footnote in the Intelligent Cockroach Wikipedia’s entry on ‘normalcy bias’.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Ok. I’m reduced to this. Assholes. Seriously what are they thinking.

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Sherry's avatar

What the actual hell? We really should make elected officials take a civics test before they can run. None of them understand economics either apparently.

Hell I’ll pay more for gas just have my bodily autonomy. Looks like these eegits are willing to sell their souls.

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

It’s mind-boggling that Rep. Perez assumes she’ll be able to work with MAGA. They will strip her right to work and to vote just the same. Not to mention her birthright Citizenship.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Let's step around these clout-chasing assholes and rally, I say. Focus on what we can control!

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Mavenmaven's avatar

We have our first Quislings, our "Democrats for Vichy".

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marcus816's avatar

Had the exact same thought this morning.

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