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babaganusz's avatar

BOMFOG! that is precious on too many levels.

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Chaiah's avatar

They’re so stupid. It’s a campaign speech and, of course, she’s repeating it. Not everyone watches MSNBC (or FOX) and hears every time she speaks. Wow…. Drumpf repeats himself all the time and his word salad gibberish can’t be repeated because HE doesn’t remember all the lies he’s told. Those inbred morons need to zip it.

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Major Kong's avatar

When Trump sticks to the script he delivers it in a little sing-song voice. It's when he goes off script is when we get the real Trump full of lies and "facts" pulled from his ample posterior.

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Daniel's avatar

"There’s probably a puppy somewhere who’s wet and shivering."

SER, I read this at 9.30am and now I'm going to be sad all day.

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Inforia's avatar

Fox and Stumps (Fox is the skunk here):

A skunk sat on a stump.

The skunk thunk the stump stunk,

And the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

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Jeff Smith's avatar

"Harris Accused Of Repeating The Same Speech”

versus

"Trump accused of stealing national security documents"; "Trump accused of taking $10M in illegal contributions from Egypt"; "Trump accused of fomenting riot in which his supporters shit on the Capitol floor", "Trump accused of raping a woman in a dressing room"...

Let's think about this. Shouldn't be a difficult decision...

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

And..

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

"Now, politicians have proper elevated platforms so no one has to stand on Lauren Boebert’s head." 🤣🤣🤣

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Kay-El's avatar

Sure, it’s a beautiful head of hair, if you’re a rat looking for a home. Is Roger Stone hiding in there?

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Karen Hockemeyer's avatar

Funny.

I love Bernadette Peters. Love. Broadway forever.

But, does Bernadette do the same show in different cities? How about Patti LaPone (I recently saw her show in San Francisco)? Or Sarah Brightman (saw her in SF in 1989 3 weeks after the big quake), Laura Benanti (sticking with my favorite Broadway stars), Jeremy Jordan, Idina Menzel, or Lady Gag or Taylor Swift (okay they don't do Broadway, but Gaga should)?

Of course not! Putting a show together is difficult. You tailor comments to the crowd, news, location, but the show is the show, just like a speech, which is rehearsed by the one making the speech, is the speech.

The people at Fox are lying, moronic, simpletons.

Besides, Trump doesn't give speeches. He babbles nonsensical word garbage or spews out lies or his latest grievances, like being caught telling lies. Poor Donald.

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Amado Diaz's avatar

Clearly, the best-named award on Substack! Thanks, Stephen, a great read.

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Truth Brigade's avatar

OMG, SER, you are so amazing and have me laughing out loud every day!! LOLOLOL!!!

Love,

Your Fan in Issaquah

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Stephen Robinson's avatar

Thanks so much!

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Stephen Bero's avatar

"Now, politicians have proper elevated platforms so no one has to stand on Lauren Boebert’s head." 🤣

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Repubs seem to hate it when Black politicians use teleprompters. Whatever could the reason for that be?

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Sun's avatar

OMG WTF with all the shower head/water flow stuff? Mercifully, I had been unaware of those particular verbal ramblings before now.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

“‘Low flow’? I don't like the sound of THAT!”

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Sun's avatar

Love the Michael Stipe reference.

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