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ArgieBargie's avatar

"I would definitely have dated 49-year-old Theron when I was 26."

Hell, I would date her now too. I'm sure my wife would understand!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Had Kelly just said, "I don't think," she would have been right.

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Sherry's avatar

Pity poor Megyn. A woman so self loathing she apparently lacks empathy for others. Also too take a look at her recent trip into Ozempic land where she looks gaunt and scarecrow like. She reinforces ALL the wrong things about being a woman. Not sure if she’s playing to the audience or cannot read the room but to trash another woman makes her look pathetic and insecure.

Perhaps she needs to work on having a few more orgasms of her own and let the rest of us enjoy ours in bliss. I’d tell her to go fuck herself but she probably thinks that that is ooky.

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Mitch Wright's avatar

“Okay, I’m entitled to my opinion, and there’s no reason to get into the details as to why I believe it, but I believe it.”

Oh, there are probably several good reasons to get into the details… with a qualified therapist.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Is Megyn saying she was propositioned by Charlize Theron and turned her down? Spill the tea!

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Sherry's avatar

“Entitled to my own opinions” means, to her, you can’t trash me for being “honest” ergo I’m not the asshole. Yes. Yes you are Megyn.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I especially dislike that Kelly gleefully tries to provoke such “cat fights” with other women, as if it’s the 1950s and women still feel compelled to fight dirty with each other to compete for the “best” men. All that form of female self-loathing ever did was undermine sisterhood and amuse men. Nevertheless, she persists, even when wiser women like Theron choose not to rise to the bait. Apparently, no one ever told Megyn Kelly that you never look good when you try to make someone else look bad.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Bad words are words intended to hurt and wound people. They are not the 7 words you can't say on TV. Church people can be some of the worst purveyors of actual obscenity while pretending they are pious.

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belfryo's avatar

This!

That absolutely should be the standing definition of 'bad words'

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akbright's avatar

There are loads of men who date, or are married to women 20 plus years younger than them....ie: Donald and Melanie. Oh, where is the outrage?

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Mitch Wright's avatar

Funny piece about an unfunny person!

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SethTriggs's avatar

Evergreen advice...always live your life in such a way that you can make Frau Blackface has a sad.

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Amy's avatar

She's so jealous, that must suck.

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Sherry's avatar

I’ll bet she doesn’t “suck”.

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SethTriggs's avatar

I just can't get people like this. She got $50 million (edit: I misremembered, it was $69 million) to hustle herself off the air. She could have made that money work for her and even just live off interest stuffing it in an index fund (even with the pricktator she supports destroying the economy). I really do not understand the mindset of having all this money and choosing to be miserable.

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Amy's avatar

I truly do not understand

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Thank you, SER! Brilliant.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

>> “She’s 49 years old, she’s trying to sound like she’s 26 years old,” Kelly ranted, as if women over 40 no longer have orgasms. < <

Sounds to me like Megyn Kelly (age 54) is projecting.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Well, can you imagine what kind of 26yo men Megyn would (theoretically) attract? Charlie Kirk incels.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

You made me throw up in my mouth 🤮

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Then my work here is done.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I’m referring to her apparent post-menopausal inability to have an orgasm.

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DrBDH's avatar

If Sean Connery had portrayed me in a movie, being approximately 1000 times better looking than real me, I might have resented him, too. Megyn is poster girl for “MAGAs are self-inflicted sad people.”

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Victoria Wright's avatar

Confession time! I really enjoyed Bombshell. Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron did a staggeringly good job making Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly seem sympathetic and even likeable. Also Kate McKinnon was in it.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I’m gonna take this opportunity, since Stephen mentioned it, to observe how fantastic Charlize Theron is in Monster. The humanity in the serial killer Aileen Wuornos that Theron was able to find and portray was stunning.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Oh my! A 49 year old woman said “fuck”. These days, my 83 year old mother says it too, mostly aimed at people like Megyn Kelly.

Spare me the fake outrage, Megyn. They’re all so tiresome.

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belfryo's avatar

Sounds like we have similar moms! We can thank our lucky stars that we didn't have parents that got sucked into the MAGA universe

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llamaspit's avatar

Exactly! Imagine how awful it would be to have to fill your life with meanness, fake grievances, fake outrage, smugness, lies and performative bullshit every day?

Do you suppose she can see her own internal awfulness when she looks in the mirror? Does she see Cruella DeVille looking back at her?

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belfryo's avatar

Pardon the oxymoron. But these people are profoundly superficial. I don't think that they possess what we would call Meta consciousness. Basically being able to recursively contemplate their own thought processes. Every thought, every emotion just sits there on the surface without ever informing a greater self

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Dina's avatar

Ah, wonderful, SER! You can see and hear the jealousy oozing out of Kelly. I mean, yeah, I looked pretty damn good at 49 but not "Charlize Theron good" and I'm certainly not bitching about her. I also don't see where Charlize would be lying about have a one-nighter with a 26-year-old guy—seriously, I don't know any guy (or anyONE) of ANY age who wouldn't want to.

I was ded already at "Goody Kelly" though, lol!

So yeah—fuck you, Megyn Kelly.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

Hell, I'm gay and I'd hit that.

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