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John Hennigan's avatar

Unfortunately, if by chance TRAITOR TRUMP wins the election, one of these TRUMPWHORE TRASH will likely become president when he dies in office.

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Daniel's avatar

"The other problem is that Trump’s a sadistic monster who’s just toying with Rubio. He wants to see him dance before publicly humiliating him."

The longer he stays in the public eye the more I admire The Feast of the Goat.

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Richard Careaga's avatar

I’m sincere. When these came into view while scrolling, my immediate reaction was “mugshots.”

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SethTriggs's avatar

I love how these clowns all rush in, mainly for the favor of his nasty cultists. Because otherwise, vying for a job that has a real possibility of you having a custom gallows made *just for you* is CRAZY. But that's how much they need his fetid, braying supporters.

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Perfidious Knave's avatar

Vance ranted outside the courtroom, “The thing that [Trump] is prevented from saying, which is a disgrace, is that every single person involved in this prosecution is practically a Democratic political operative.”

Vance just sealed his fate by failing to use the Maga-preferred ungrammatical pejorative "Democrat political operative". And he was so close to being the one.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

You're right again Stephen! These people kissing Trump's backside all want to be the next "Loser in Roevember". Let the VP candidate insult game begin!

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Brando's avatar

Every reference to Trump should be "Rapist Trump".

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Mary Beth Brown's avatar

Perry Mason’s The Case of the Drowsy Mosquito has been updated to The Case of the Drowsy Defendant.

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Mary Beth Brown's avatar

Ok, was briefly mesmerized by the Gene Kelly GIF, must get back to reading the rest…

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Kay-El's avatar

Whether you’re a true believer or just lusting after power, it doesn’t take much to get on Trump’s bad side and make you his fool. Rubio would never get the veep spot even if he wasn’t in FL because of prior criticism, Tuberville makes Trump look bad every time he opens his mouth, and Vance, see Rubio.

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Dina's avatar

I just shake my head at Tubbsy whining about how PAB is being "disrespected" by being called "Mister Trump" when he's a FORMER president. I can't tell you how many times I've heard Republican politicians and right-wing media folk repeatedly referring to Old Handsome Joe as "MISTER Biden" (or just plain "Biden") when he's the *actual* president. I assume by calling Joe "President Biden," they'd be admitting to their mouth-breathing viewers that the Orange Turd actually lost?

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AJ Milne's avatar

... also ‘mister’ is way more fucking polite than Drumpf will ever get from me.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Former President Trump? He'll always be "orange turd" to me.

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vorpal's avatar

Tommy Tubes is fit to be tied

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The Puppet Government's avatar

I promise to call him "President Trump" if Tom Cotton and Rand Paul dump the childishness and refer to our party as the Democratic Party (not the "Democrat" Party)

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Sean McCoy Writes's avatar

The Joker has the best dental plan among the Batman villains, that explains his steady stream of henchman. I still can't figure out trump's appeal.

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Thinker at the Gates's avatar

Number 2 is right.

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