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K. Hamilton's avatar

Dude, you slew me with the gingerbread house.

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SethTriggs's avatar

"Bad day to be a goat."

Oh my life. What is WRONG with this asshole? At this point, I think people might want to start checking her crawl space for bodies because gaaaaaahhhh...

LOL that she made up the Kim Jong Un thing but hey fabulism is good enough to get you in the door for this unreconstructed party. That kind of accountability for the past is only for Democrats anyway.

By the way, President Klan Robe doesn't even have a favorite for VP and that's rather weird. I guess that can be finalized in August, but...well, honestly he doesn't even have to spend on traditional campaign stuff as the MSM and rightwing media human centipede do it for free.

Keep aiming for the stars, Governor Dogkiller...not the domestic animals. You just might get the prize.

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Her business about staring down little tyrants makes me suspect very strongly that she’s an enthusiastic proponent of the Pearl’s “To Train Up a Child”.

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vorpal's avatar

So this is the Dean Scream/Please Clap/Monkey Business/ moment, only with more gunning and lying.

Noem'body knows, the trouble she's caused....

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Kristina's avatar

Ursula liblez!

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Brando's avatar

One other thing we can conclude from right wing pundits pouncing mercilessly on Noem (rather than just ignoring her and moving on to more Democrat-unfriendly stories) is that they know Donald Trump is a twisted psychopath himself, and they are afraid he will make Noem his VP based on this sick story, and ultimately hang an albatross on his electoral back.

It should tell us something about Trump and his pundit-allies that they actually think he would still pick this crazy lady as his VP.

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K. Hamilton's avatar

Except his taste in women runs to the silent type. Ivanka. Hope Hicks. Melania. I don’t think Noem has a prayer cuz she talks too much.

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Ty's avatar

And NOEM thinks Donnie is too modest to appear in his own propaganda flicks? NO Kristy DIMB BULB, Donnie doesn’t want to be credited with spreading HIS propaganda. He’s going to let you take the fall, sucker!!

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Lot's of people have been to the DMZ, Mrs Mild went there on a business trip several years ago. She didn't mention seeing any short, tubby, autocrats, while there.

Also, didn't Mike "Flyboy" Pence manfully glare over the DMZ while visiting?

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AJ Milne's avatar

At this point, I’m beginning to suspect maybe she framed the dog, and it was actually her who offed the chickens.

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Andrew Fleming's avatar

Additional points for the evergreen REM reference in a subhead.

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Stephen Robinson's avatar

Thanks!

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The Puppet Government's avatar

"No another dog did not record it on their smart phone"

You're killing me Steven

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The Puppet Government's avatar

"it's possible her house is made of gingerbread" -classic, man

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SethTriggs's avatar

The way SER turns a phrase is just pure joy in my heart.

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The Puppet Government's avatar

He's legend

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Donald Koller's avatar

Noem is nothing but a troll and an aspiring actress. Perhaps she is a farmer who saw gold in them there hills of the internet and set about grifting like so many others. She is now in about the same position as Ron DeSantis, but in a smaller state.

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Fluttbucker's avatar

Kim Jong Un is the Stalinist leader of totalitarian state. His whole life has been palace intrigue, with no chance for do-overs if he fucked up even slightly.

An obscure American politician who taught Sunday School and killed her pets would surely leave him quaking in his Mao jacket.

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Paula Simmons's avatar

🤣

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clairence's avatar

"She might as well say she met the Animaniacs because she once visited the Warner Brothers studio lot."

Huh. I guess I'll take that off my resume too, then.

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clairence's avatar

"she’s probably not a danger to small children"? She called them 'little tyrants' later (or earlier) in the book!

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Sherry's avatar

This crazy woman just kept digging and digging. Honestly aside from being a horribly cruel dog killing liar, she’s also stupid as hell. Looks like she took her political career to the gravel pit and shot it in the face.

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Greg's avatar

"Noem eats chicken and she’s probably not a danger to small children … I assume. I can’t watch her every minute of the day."

Probably too much to assume.

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