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Dude, you slew me with the gingerbread house.

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

"Bad day to be a goat."

Oh my life. What is WRONG with this asshole? At this point, I think people might want to start checking her crawl space for bodies because gaaaaaahhhh...

LOL that she made up the Kim Jong Un thing but hey fabulism is good enough to get you in the door for this unreconstructed party. That kind of accountability for the past is only for Democrats anyway.

By the way, President Klan Robe doesn't even have a favorite for VP and that's rather weird. I guess that can be finalized in August, but...well, honestly he doesn't even have to spend on traditional campaign stuff as the MSM and rightwing media human centipede do it for free.

Keep aiming for the stars, Governor Dogkiller...not the domestic animals. You just might get the prize.

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

Her business about staring down little tyrants makes me suspect very strongly that she’s an enthusiastic proponent of the Pearl’s “To Train Up a Child”.

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

So this is the Dean Scream/Please Clap/Monkey Business/ moment, only with more gunning and lying.

Noem'body knows, the trouble she's caused....

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

Ursula liblez!

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

"...She was just protecting her children, who were in no immediate danger from a dog whose capital offense was eating chickens. Noem eats chicken and she’s probably not a danger to small children … I assume."

I'll challenge that assumption. If a religious sociopath and sadistic dog killer isn't a threat to children, what is?

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

One other thing we can conclude from right wing pundits pouncing mercilessly on Noem (rather than just ignoring her and moving on to more Democrat-unfriendly stories) is that they know Donald Trump is a twisted psychopath himself, and they are afraid he will make Noem his VP based on this sick story, and ultimately hang an albatross on his electoral back.

It should tell us something about Trump and his pundit-allies that they actually think he would still pick this crazy lady as his VP.

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Except his taste in women runs to the silent type. Ivanka. Hope Hicks. Melania. I don’t think Noem has a prayer cuz she talks too much.

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Lot's of people have been to the DMZ, Mrs Mild went there on a business trip several years ago. She didn't mention seeing any short, tubby, autocrats, while there.

Also, didn't Mike "Flyboy" Pence manfully glare over the DMZ while visiting?

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

At this point, I’m beginning to suspect maybe she framed the dog, and it was actually her who offed the chickens.

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

Additional points for the evergreen REM reference in a subhead.

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Thanks!

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"No another dog did not record it on their smart phone"

You're killing me Steven

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"it's possible her house is made of gingerbread" -classic, man

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

The way SER turns a phrase is just pure joy in my heart.

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

Noem is nothing but a troll and an aspiring actress. Perhaps she is a farmer who saw gold in them there hills of the internet and set about grifting like so many others. She is now in about the same position as Ron DeSantis, but in a smaller state.

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

Kim Jong Un is the Stalinist leader of totalitarian state. His whole life has been palace intrigue, with no chance for do-overs if he fucked up even slightly.

An obscure American politician who taught Sunday School and killed her pets would surely leave him quaking in his Mao jacket.

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🤣

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

"She might as well say she met the Animaniacs because she once visited the Warner Brothers studio lot."

Huh. I guess I'll take that off my resume too, then.

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

"she’s probably not a danger to small children"? She called them 'little tyrants' later (or earlier) in the book!

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May 8Liked by Stephen Robinson

This crazy woman just kept digging and digging. Honestly aside from being a horribly cruel dog killing liar, she’s also stupid as hell. Looks like she took her political career to the gravel pit and shot it in the face.

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