Let’s Have A Kim Novak Christmas
This week’s writing
Christmas is coming. Not even the Grinch can stop it. Our holiday skeleton is already decked out in smart elf-wear. This is probably the last year for the skeleton because his cheap plastic construction was never intended for multiple costume changes every year. Also, my wife can’t stand him. My son and I will have to find another, new tradition to drive her crazy. That’s perhaps the true meaning of Christmas.
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This week, I quibbled over the ending to Wicked: For Good, which has a political theme that’s relevant for today’s horror show.
Why Is Dorothy Too Good To Appear In ‘Wicked: For Good’?
I love the Wicked musical, and its film adaptation has left me twice blessed. However, I do make a questionable living critiquing art, so I’ve never shied away from expressing my concerns about Wicked’s final act — specifically everything that happens once the character Dorothy drops in.
I kicked off my weekly Christmas Carol series and discussed how too many Republicans want to decrease the surplus population. Not sure even three spirits could save their souls. They’d just have them deported.
I got my covid vaccine booster and flu shot. Unlike Robert F. Kennedy Jr., I trust vaccines but am rightly skeptical of raw milk and bear road kill.
I spoke with my friend author Cassandra Neyenesch about her upcoming book, A Little Bit Bad, and the important work she’s doing through her Abortion Stories project.
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I had a chance to talk about Cheers with my friend Ryan Daly at Cheers Cast. Check it out below.
Catch you next week! I’m already watching Christmas movies, starting with my favorite one featuring Jimmy Stewart — Bell, Book and Candle. This romantic comedy reunites Stewart with leading lady Kim Novak just five months after Vertigo was released in theaters. Novak casts a fatal spell on Stewart in both films.
I have watched both Vertigo and Bell, Book and Candle as a Christmas double feature, but for most people, the latter is probably more ideal holiday viewing.





